tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post1291193147668690631..comments2023-09-16T05:23:39.127-07:00Comments on ComfyTown Chronicles: The Day The Universe Sent Me A BeerAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15170306739961711124noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-67114624443718826802014-05-27T07:06:39.636-07:002014-05-27T07:06:39.636-07:00Too funny. I thought this was going to be a story ...Too funny. I thought this was going to be a story about your doors but it turned into a story about your yard which then morphed into a story about find a glorious surprise when you most needed it.<br />Love: "from male pattern baldness," manipulating the door w/ ur hip, "weed magnet," the whole description of Home Depot. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09587376475449542545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-70152634404831383192014-05-23T20:23:51.741-07:002014-05-23T20:23:51.741-07:00Home improvements are enough to drive ANYONE to dr...Home improvements are enough to drive ANYONE to drink. pretty cool story though about the mystery beer. I think it was "heaven sent", LOL!menopausal mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09058933838070665032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-36802861403462762352014-05-23T07:34:37.380-07:002014-05-23T07:34:37.380-07:00No sadly I don't find a moldy beer every day, ...No sadly I don't find a moldy beer every day, but I guess that makes it all more special. <br />Doors be tricky.<br />Started reading the Boston guide! Interesting stuff! Thanks again :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15170306739961711124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-69656376024321457302014-05-22T15:18:09.722-07:002014-05-22T15:18:09.722-07:00strangely no I have never found a bag of heroi-......strangely no I have never found a bag of heroi-.... uhh, scratch that.... no , no it hasnt happened.... although I have seen many a door jam boner... we used old school doors from old construction site... they are not gorgeous but hey...you dont find an old warm, moldy beer every day... hey could you please email me? Heres a surprise... I effed up the dates! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13864898827831713032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-47584653305207809582014-05-22T11:48:10.437-07:002014-05-22T11:48:10.437-07:00Well, I know people have done it. You either need ...Well, I know people have done it. You either need a locking fridge or the ability to stay up past 9:00. Since I have neither at my disposal I find it easier to hide brown liquor in various places around the house. Cheaper too. That's why you don't see a whole lot of whinos carrying around a case of beer. Storage.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15170306739961711124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-41995104468908680232014-05-22T11:45:37.010-07:002014-05-22T11:45:37.010-07:00Ugh I weep for your pipes. That is a bucket of Suc...Ugh I weep for your pipes. That is a bucket of Sucky. We put over $10,000.00 dollars, not dollhairs into making the basement bathroom work because nobody between two reactors and a very expensive inspector person, nobody told us it had a boat toilet that really wasn't for use. It was BELOW the sewer and they didn't hook it up right. We had to out in pipes, dig up the for, etc. We'll never get that money back.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15170306739961711124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-16020754768921308932014-05-22T11:40:22.942-07:002014-05-22T11:40:22.942-07:00I was all LOLing over door boners, and sponge tree...I was all LOLing over door boners, and sponge trees, and Home Depot on the weekend, and then you said you don't buy beer anymore, and now my heart is sad. If that's what it's like to have teenagers, I'm shipping mine to boarding school when they get older, because, aww hail no.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00568034681803349166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-4283457683858227262014-05-21T07:16:29.387-07:002014-05-21T07:16:29.387-07:00You're SO funny! The home improvement crap - b...You're SO funny! The home improvement crap - barely want to even go there because we've spent SO MUCH money fixing stuff. I now want to "fix" the back porch but know it's money I'll never get back. I just want to move, but you know, we don't have a couple hundred thousand bucks lying around... when we moved here, we gutted the place. All new bathrooms and kitchen and floors and paint and we knocked 2 walls down and everything. In just six months or so, every single pipe that they'd replaced had to be replaced again because they used some that weren't compatible or whateverTF with the other ones? UGH. Anyway, good luck with the door installation and YAY for finding a beer! I'd totally have drank it too. Kristi Campbellhttp://www.findingninee.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-17231055451031941632014-05-20T19:09:55.651-07:002014-05-20T19:09:55.651-07:00I love me some beer :) it's usually best after...I love me some beer :) it's usually best after yardwork but as I said, we haven't been buying any. I mean, you can't just GIVE BACK a gift from the Universe, right?!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15170306739961711124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-83989762532933664252014-05-20T18:44:01.162-07:002014-05-20T18:44:01.162-07:00This is hilarious! BUT I can't believe you dra...This is hilarious! BUT I can't believe you drank it! Renahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12296781992150172086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-91688620704502170922014-05-20T16:22:49.376-07:002014-05-20T16:22:49.376-07:00I like the sound of Door Boner, awkward to close b...I like the sound of Door Boner, awkward to close but fun to say. <br />I'm always glad if I can make ya chuckle! It's kind of all I have :) in the way of services to offer.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15170306739961711124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-38706688265649339692014-05-20T16:21:20.364-07:002014-05-20T16:21:20.364-07:00My brain is fogged up as well, hypothyroid and sle...My brain is fogged up as well, hypothyroid and sleep deprivation and I always love "because of REASONS."<br />I've had this happen a few other times, with cash even, but I dunno this beer was special.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15170306739961711124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-71702422321266042242014-05-20T16:18:57.238-07:002014-05-20T16:18:57.238-07:00Thanks.Thanks.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15170306739961711124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-10991593446421595692014-05-20T16:04:44.765-07:002014-05-20T16:04:44.765-07:00Door boners and a Schmeezer Valve. Oh you have no ...Door boners and a Schmeezer Valve. Oh you have no idea HOW MUCH I needed this post and your silliness and lightness and just to zone out to the dumbfuckery of the situation right now. Thank you for this post. The universe gave you beer, and gave me your writing.Lizzihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17480448062269641320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-54544877381187734772014-05-20T15:37:56.331-07:002014-05-20T15:37:56.331-07:00I love those moments..of course I can't recall...I love those moments..of course I can't recall any right this second because REASONS also Brain Fried...but its like it shows up in a soft pool of light and angels sing and you are just like YES YES YES YES .Chronicallysickmanicmotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16790507508907064560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-2034398125797646752014-05-20T13:47:18.348-07:002014-05-20T13:47:18.348-07:00Such a good post...Such a good post...Vanessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13682297035537288539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-49231062862693413292014-05-20T06:47:08.742-07:002014-05-20T06:47:08.742-07:00It really felt like a faith healing MIRACLE moment...It really felt like a faith healing MIRACLE moment.<br />I don't know, Beth, I really don't. I thought for us it was because we have NO experience in fixing up houses, every house either of us lived in could easily be on the show "Hoarders" for various reasons, but after YEARS of trying to get the hang of it, now we know why contractors make so much damn money. Because just like Divorce Lawyers they're WORTH IT.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15170306739961711124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-69497226582244290262014-05-20T06:45:28.956-07:002014-05-20T06:45:28.956-07:00hahaha I don't know what else to call it, the ...hahaha I don't know what else to call it, the damn door SWELLS awkwardly. It's maddening. <br />I kind of feel for your in-laws, doors is hard business. You wouldn't think they would be, and if Life were fair, hell we wouldn't even really need actual doors, just those hippie beads or swinging cowboy saloon type doors just to define space. BUT Life has never been fair, why would this be? Sorry if you'll be blushing every time you try to force a door closed in your in-laws house, but hopefully that will help ?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15170306739961711124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-13519143728577633012014-05-20T06:43:27.337-07:002014-05-20T06:43:27.337-07:00Nicely done, then. I'm sure they were full of ...Nicely done, then. I'm sure they were full of great fertilizer. I'll bet you can grow THEE best Blood Oranges on that spot.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15170306739961711124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-64216792878910085022014-05-20T06:32:55.592-07:002014-05-20T06:32:55.592-07:00God bless alcohol in all its forms. Amen.
This w...God bless alcohol in all its forms. Amen. <br /><br />This was hysterical! Why is home improvement such a pain in the ass? We've been talking about a new backdoor for a while, but now I'm afeared. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-34003182782642518552014-05-19T19:55:45.985-07:002014-05-19T19:55:45.985-07:00door boner. the door boner. LMFAO.
and the bes...door boner. the door boner. LMFAO. <br />and the best part of the door boner for me is that my at my inlaw's house ALL of their freakin doors have boners (FIL decided to remove all doors for repainting, forgot to mark them, and did not manage to put even ONE of them back in the right door jamb) and I will forever think of this EVERY TIME I go there and have to wrestle one of the doors into it's jamb. thanks for that!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11762431644567716029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-70668310436844841772014-05-19T14:28:31.331-07:002014-05-19T14:28:31.331-07:00Only a good writer can turn something as mundane a...Only a good writer can turn something as mundane as doors and turn it into such a hilarious post.<br />My garden looks like the Tropical rain forests. But it serves to hide away all the dead bodies of ex's, that I've buried over the years.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418601369080683210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-37092771763629301622014-05-19T14:09:14.172-07:002014-05-19T14:09:14.172-07:00My spirit was definitely nourished.
I have not se...My spirit was definitely nourished. <br />I have not seen that, we no longer have HGTV sadly. I used to love watching it. I definitely need that sort of inspiration, I'll see if I can find it online, or at least a YouTube video of it. Sounds pretty rad.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15170306739961711124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-41934449920155166022014-05-19T14:07:45.494-07:002014-05-19T14:07:45.494-07:00If it happens again, I will DEFINITELY call it a &...If it happens again, I will DEFINITELY call it a "water into wine" situation. For now, just enjoying the memory.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15170306739961711124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2221717568608371907.post-28237988096242011672014-05-19T13:54:37.147-07:002014-05-19T13:54:37.147-07:00Beer from the heavens beats the Hell outta manna a...Beer from the heavens beats the Hell outta manna any day. Pun intended. You ever watch Rehab Addict on HGTV? A few minutes of that show and it's host, the 5 foot blonde ass kickin' take no prisoners pistol, Nicole Curtis, and you'll wanna get your hands on a badass bandsaw and get shizzy widduh home improvement, yo!Linda Royhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11285985403444531922noreply@blogger.com