Friday was our 5th wedding anniversary. We didn’t do much, because let’s face it when you have 3 kids including two toddlers and a teenager, every day is just one big, romantic celebration. In case fonts don't translate on your media reader, that was big fat, hairy Sarcasm. With serifs.
Our Vegas wedding was a total blast but as I’ve said before, I am always more excited about the anniversary of our first date in October. The 18th…ish. Neither of us can remember the exact date. This must be why couples make the biggest deal out of their WEDDING DAY anniversary, that's the only date anyone can remember because you have to fill out actual paperwork, send out invitations and schedule things.
Anyway, years of marriage and two children later, here is a quick comparison of our 1st anniversary vs. our 5th
1st Anniversary Celebration: We threw a Vegas-themed party with cards, borrowed a felt-covered covered black jack table and I actually bought card-themed decorations. I found Bellini in a bottle, similar (kind of) to the Bellini drinks they make at the Bellagio in Las Vegas. For dinner I made crab legs, which he loves but hates de-shelling, so I made them early and removed the meat from the shell so he came home to pile of fresh crab meat already taken out of the shell.
5th Anniversary Celebration: I tried all day to get to the grocery store to get food for a nice dinner, but wound up on the phone talking to everyone at my teenager’s school about what his consequences were for blowing off school AGAIN. (He has a possibly terminal case of Senior-it is.) I was still unloading groceries when the Husband pulled in after work. D'oh!
1st Anniversary Libations: We had a champagne toast and talked about our wedding trip to Vegas, and our favorite parts of our trip and our wedding day.
5th Anniversary Libations: I just barely remembered to get rum and pineapple juice to make the Count Mai Tai's at home, which we chugged over the screams of 2 crabby, hungry kids who were sick of grocery shopping.
1st Anniversary Preparation: I made sure my hair was freshly dyed and cut, wore a nice shiny Vegasy shirt for the party and busted out the expensive from-the-mall makeup I purchased a year before for the wedding.
5th Anniversary Preparation: My last container of pressed powder fell into the toilet a couple weeks ago when the 3 yr old tried to get her own toothbrush out of the cabinet. I captured to share with Facebook, the world should be inspired by our grace and beauty in ComfyTown.
I did take a bath with that kid that day, so at least I didn’t stink. I grabbed a clean shirt (pretty sure) and clean underwear. I think I shaved this week, but really it doesn’t matter.
Overheard at dinner 1st Anniversary:
“Remember how we always used to say ‘EVERY day is a honeymoon when you’re married to your best friend?!’”
“Tee hee” *Dramatic winking*
“Barf” “Yeah, barf” *Smiling and smooching*
Overheard at dinner 5th Anniversary:
"I want noga bar!” --Lola, age 3
“Aaaahhh!” --The baby
“Look, the kids are starving, this needs to get done so either take over the cooking or get the frick out of here. Too many cooks in this kitchen!” --Me“AAAHH!” --The baby
"I can't like this!" --Lola
“Who cares if she won’t try it? We’re better off if the kids DON’T like crab meat. More for us!” --Count Comfula“I made TWO poo poo’s today, Daddy!” --Lola
“AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” --The baby
Couple Stuff at 1st Anniversary:
Probably not, we had been trying to get pregnant for a year and at that point, couple stuff becomes more about Science than Romance. Calendars, alarms, thermometers, ovulation predictors, beakers and Bunson burners and whatnot.
Couple Stuff at 5th Anniversary:
The only action the Hubs wanted is for me to make a big pot of coffee in the afternoon, to stay awake after the kids went to bed, to play Game of Thrones card game. I couldn't stay awake through one whole round. ZzZzZzZzzzzzzzz
We're not getting older, we're getting COMFIER.
We're not getting older, we're getting COMFIER.
Here is us at our 20th Anniversary:
Except we already are too old.
hah! it doesn't take long. and i picked an anniversary specifically for the date - so i couldn't forget it! 7.7.7.ReplyDelete
AWESOME! That is a KILLER anniversary! That would have been huge in Vegas :)Delete
Your post had me smiling! Great story here!ReplyDelete
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it.Delete
This post made me laugh, hilarious! My husband and I just celebrated our first year of marriage last month. The whole time I was wondering what the future anniversaries would be like.ReplyDelete
What a great post!
Tiffany @ gladiatorinheels.blogspot.com
Ooops, following you from my visit to the Pre Weekend Blog Hop!Delete
Hopefully yours will be a little more, um romantic at least :)Delete
I stink at that stuff.
Can't wait to check out your blog!Delete
haha it's fun to read someone's post who has been married a little while longer!ReplyDelete
Glad you liked it!Delete