So many hilarious moments were impregnated with the hilarity of the costumes alone last night, there was a comedy baby BOOM. Yes, I said costumes, and you'll see why.
Obviously the way to get press these days is to create a buzz. Since most people can't seem to do this with their talent, it seems instead they:
DO ridiculous things,
SAY the most ridiculous things, and
WEAR increasingly outrageous, borderline disturbing costumes.
And yes, it works, because everyone who didn't even WATCH is talking about them. Myself included. The Twitter was on fire with jokes I didn't understand.
I remember seeing tweets talkin' bout:
"Only Pharrell can prevent phorest phires"
I did the Scooby side-neck and not until I saw THIS picture this morning, and that tweet traveled backward-in-time like the Matrix of jokes to strike me as hilari-ass.
|See what I mean?|
These are from ALL OVER including simply-showbiz.com
Man, though. I might have to actually start watching the Grammys, this is comedy gold.
And apparently Madonna refuses to age gracefully, giving us more comedy. This must be what Willis was talkin' 'bout with the tweet about "...just missing a 3-piece extra crispy." NOW I get it.
|Do cataracts mean you think this looks okay?|
|Oatmeal is good for your cholesterol, Madge|
|Dang, Madge got GOLDEN DENTURES money.|
People seem to be of two minds about Beyonce. I have no idea how I feel, I looked all over for any shits to give and couldn't find any but this picture is pretty hilarious.
|Sorry, dog. from vibe.com|
Part of the reason I don't watch is not to feel even older and more crazy, constantly asking:
Who are THESE people?
What is WITH those anal-probe-wielding aliens with shiny helmets?
and shaking my wrinkled fist at the TV.
Seriously though, WHO are these masked.....men?
If I'm uncool for not knowing, it's not even in the top 20 things.
Years and years, and at least 2 kids ago, I used to keep up with music a little, mostly by listening to college radio stations and ::drumroll:: I am about to reveal my semi-secret former source of music knowledge *coolness* by looking at band names on video game soundtrack CDs and shows like B3: Bikes, Boards and Blades. I don't even know if things still exist. CDs even?
Anyhowdy, since I mostly hate things that become mainstream, it becomes harder and harder to find things in this world that I don't hate. Like working out and wearing real pants, it's just too much work.
At the risk of sounding super-white, I LOVE that freaking Thrift Shop song, and the same love song. Color me an old lady, but these are the kinds of songs that get me excited about music again. I'm confused that they were nominated and won in the Rap category, only proving how out of it I really am I guess....or does it?
The Cos seems confused as well.
This is not AS funny, but I love LL Cool J so this may be a different kind of treat for some. LL
|It looks like the Cos is staring at LL from above!|
from Huffington Post
Did you watch? What did you love and hate and what made you scratch your dome and think "WTF?"