2013-10-29

Halloween Conversational Candy

You know those Valentine's Day lame conversational hearts made of scrap chalk? Why can't we have those with sCaRy Halloween sayings? 

I had a long talk with Google, and I couldn't find these anywhere. Well, ONE. I'll put that at the end.

You can personalize the hearts. These are awesome: 
from pajamasandcoffee.com
Right? GLEN.

Another good idea when you break up with someone. I don't want to see your face anymore, here's some crappy candy. Peace out.

I did NOT make this one, found it like this.
You LOVED that about me at first, EDWARD!
from edwardhotspur.wordpress.com
I think it would be rad to see these at Halloween time in the shape of ghosts or maybe giant tombstones with Halloween sayings. 

I found plain Necco wafers and made a couple of examples to show you what I mean. The photo credit is where I found the picture of the PLAIN Necco wafers. I added the words in PicMonkey.
I know, I stink at graphics. You get the idea.
Necco wafer picture from lovemarks.com

How about quotes from horror movies?
Poltergeist and Friday the 13th
Necco wafter picture from makehealthyfun.blogspot.com
from naturalaspossiblemom.com
Oh, it's no worse than the lame V-Day hearts. 

We are ready for this as a society. Confectioners, can we make this so? This "candy" can't cost more than a fraction of a penny to make. 

Do you think I can put this post directly on Kickstarter??

This picture I found as-is, no touch-up needed.
Not sure what this was about. But I like it.
from coed.com/20130214


20 comments:

  1. These are genius! Need a business partner? If it only costs less than a penny to get this thing off the ground then I'm good for at least $5 worth. That's a lot! Think it over & have your people call my people.

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    1. Deal. Isn't this so-called candy made from the chalk dust collected from old schools? It tastes like it.

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  2. I hate Valentine's Day. My solution was to make heart shaped cookies with my brother and write terrible things on them. I would suggest the same thing...only with like, pumpkins or something

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    1. I HATE IT TOO! I did a whole blog post about it: http://www.comfytownchronicles.com/2013/02/just-shutup-you-dick-love-story.html
      I have always been a fan of people who write hilarious things over the candy hearts, and dirty things, and whatnot.

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  3. Oh. My. Goodness. I WANNNNTTTTTT!!!!! There is just too much awesome in this. Please do it! I will buy the crap out of these! I hate the generic lines on Valentine's Day hearts, put some awesomeness on those little shits!

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    1. hahaha I would also like them to be semi-edible, but I'll settle for the funny messages. It's a start.

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  4. I need some that say "I See Dumb People".

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    1. and "Lift the Lid Knuckelhead".

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    2. hahaha Okay, 10 dozen of each! I'll send you my PayPal info and get right on that. Thanks for your order!

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  5. Oh Wow!! My life has been changed with this! Can I get in on the ground floor?? This is going to be HUGE!! I LOVE this idea. I think you could go even bigger though. Like not just for V-day, or Halloween....I'm talking BIG! Like if you need to tell someone that their breath stinks, but you don't want to sound like a jerk....pass them a message treat! It can say..." dude, you need a mint", and it can also be a mint! WHAAAA???? Genius right?? If someone is bugging the shit out of you, and talking your head off in the grocery store, and you just want to go....pass them a treat that says " I have herpes!" They won't want to talk to you anymore. They probably won't eat the candy either....but, whatev's!! Sooooo....I LOVE this idea!

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    1. There is a way to get the HEARTS personalized, and I have TOTALLY seen one that said "Get yourself tested" true story, but I like the idea of other shapes for different times of the year. And maybe a toilet bowl shape for the breath mints. Just spit ballin' here....

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  6. I'm kinda disturbed because I once GOT a rash from a guy named Glen. ScArY, indeed.....

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    1. OH BAD GLEN! That guy obviously gets AROUND and is STILL not using protection. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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  7. I would buy them if you made them... so let me know when that gets up and running ;)

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  8. These are brilliant! I would buy these in a heartbeat! Start a biz doing this, as it's a fortune waiting to be made. So funny!

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    1. I really need to look into Kickstarter.
      Though if I were a person with money and wanted to steal original ideas, I would check that web site first.

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  9. These are awesome! Thank you for sharing at our TGIF Link Party at A Peek Into My Paradise. I hope you will be back to link up another awesome post this week!
    Cathy @ http://apeekintomyparadise.blogspot.com/

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