Inspiring Blog Award!

To prove I am not the only person who updates their blog while stinking drunk, the lovely blog goddess at The Momisodes nominated Moi for an award. Hilarious right? I love a good laugh too, so I’m playing along. 

Plus, seriously I appreciate ANYONE clicking on this crazy blog for any reason, I don’t mind people laughing AT me. It’s still a service to the world in my book. The fact that someone would actually nominate me and my crazzy ass for an award? Makes me happy enough to keep me off medication. For now anyway.

As part of the award you are to list 7 facts about yourself. Here are some facts you undoubtedly don’t give a shit about:

I love food, to the point where I would rather shop at Plus Sized stores than diet, and especially sweets, but there are some things my broken, crazy taste buds just cannot tolerate. Like arugula. It tastes bitter and disgusting, and I feel like getting chemotherapy would be better than making it a part of my diet.

For some very weird reason I can’t even explain I HATE cinnamon and I HATE honey. I know these things are natural and actually have healing benefits, which is probably why I hate them so. The smell of honey when I'm putting it on my kids' oatmeal makes me gag.

I am seriously cheap. My husband teases me about it. I piss myself off about it sometimes, but if you have ever been a single mother, you know. Plus we have ONE real income right now, so it’s a good thing in the long run.

I hate almost everything currently on television. I'm not saying I could write a better show, I just can't do or watch things that don't make me happy. (Without a pay check I mean.) We do watch things like The Walking Dead and Dexter years later on Netflix or from the $2 video store down the street.

I always feel out of the loop when people are talking about television, especially boring-ass reality shows. Barf. A few exceptions of course, I watch Project Runway, because Tim goddamned Gunn, and Heidi Klum is a SUPERMODEL who is also funny. Just kill me now.

I love to read but shockingly I am also years behind on books. I can’t afford to buy new books and even when they come to the library, they are always checked out by the time I get there with all my kids in tow.

I am also out of it when it comes to things like fashion. Fashion trends do not interest me in the slightest. I feel like it’s just a big trap to get Americans to buy DIFFERENT jeans and boots every year, just because some dickbag high up at a fashion company says THIN HEELS are in this year, and THICK HEELS will be in next, and HEELS with a weird curve or red bottoms will be all the rage after that. Lookit Dickbag, I buy what I like at Goodwill and I will wear THOSE particular MOM JEANS until they completely fall apart. Find another sucker to pay for your next summer home, I’m not playing ball.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. This sentence might be a lie. 

So it turns out I can lie.

Now is the good part, where I get to nominate people:

My Half Assed Life

Modern Mama Dramas

Diapers or Wine

Abandoning Pretense
Momspirational
Nomad Mom Diary
My Personal Legend
Evil Joy Speaks
Raising Wild Things
The Wild and Wonderful World of Gingersnaps
Mommetime
The Formerly Hot Housewife
Mommy Has Issues
Bad Word Mama

 Check these blogs out, they are great! Thanks again to The Momisodes for nominating me!