I don't know when this became entertainment, especially since no one I talk to is ever entertained by them, or even knows why the Christmas fudge they're famous.
They are extremely amusing to make fun of however. You may not want to add to their buzz, but since, like Joan Rivers says, I'm a "good friend" of theirs, I thought you might want to see the card ideas they REJECTED before choosing.
|faces from sandrarose.com and jonbenningtoninterviews.com|
|Kim's face is brought to you by Dow Chemical Company|
Kim always wants just herself in the picture, but since the others are allowed to speak now, they voiced their disapproval.
That sound you hear is her trying to reach a lawyer that will reverse this decision.
They played around with this fun, "lower middle class" type scenarios for awhile.
They all hated every single moment of this charade.
They couldn't get over the fact that a WHOLE FAMILY lives in a house this size, with no walk-in closets, so we had to get them out before their make-up'd heads exploded.
The first place anyone's mind goes with this group is straight baby-got-back to Badonkaville.
|Theme from Jib Jab. Photo credits: DailyMakerover.com, OKMagazine.com, eonline.com, huffingtonpost.com|
...but they didn't love the Busy Twerking Elves theme as much as we would have hoped.
|Photos from imnotobsessed.com, primebeautyblog.net, justjared.com, weheartit.com, perezhilton.com|
|Then, DP. Deutsche Partei|
Photos from plasticsurgeryexamples.blogspot.com, , sandrarose.com, sinnersarewinners.blogspot.com, huffingtonpost.com, ifitandhealthy.com ironically.
|Sorry if we offended animals or animal lovers.|
I really liked this Dance Party theme shown below, but Bruce was trying to scream something about Kanye suing their asses off, it's hard to understand him since his mouth doesn't move anymore, but they wouldn't go for it.
|Then, DP. Dance Pawty|
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|"I don't get it!" They all cried|
same pics except Kim's is from morefm.co.nz
This is more realistic looking than Bruce's face looks in person.
This is how I picture their card in my head.
All these weenies are missing is BUNS, hon.