|Merry Christmas, Aunt Bea!|
Then I saw this. At Kohl's. With my family. MY KIDS were there!
|The blanket and pillows are covered in SEQUINS|
Caution: Objects are MUCH SHINIER in person
*GASP* Well, flick my Bic. Is it the 70's again already??
WHO the hell could sleep INSIDE a disco ball, on a sequined pillow?
|THIS GIRL, that's who|
Don't get me wrong, this Disco ball theme is pretty amaze-balls (see what I did there?) for a Vegas hotel room and an upscale(ish) whorehouse, but in your house?
Could you have this in your HOME where you live? Presumably with your FAMILY?
Let's not even think about the oxymoron of a sequined pillow, that's right up there with Porcupine Tampons, but the VISUAL of how shiny and bright this is, I can't even.
My camera can't even.
The picture doesn't do it justice. There is no justice anymore. Know what? I'm taking you down the rabbit hole with me.
I was wondering if sequins and/or disco balls were making some kind of weird comeback. It could happen, someone posted on Facebook that pubic hair is making a comeback. Yay, just like my clothing, my secret garden is so far out of style it's back IN style again.
I made the mistake of searching something to do with a disco ball, somehow I was given this gem.
|So much cool. My husband is lucky I don't have any money|
What about the rest of the house though....
Disco Ball Kitchen? No, no say it ain't so, Joe. Oh, it is SO.
|Hmmm, maybe this is where I draw the line?|
But the rest of the house....it's ON. Like Donkey Kong, at the break of DAWN, and other words that rhyme with on.
|Well that escalated FABulously|
"I WANT A DISCO BALL HOUSE! I WANT IT NOOOOW, Fath-ah!"
I started picturing replacing our current colorful, Rainbow-ALL-The-Things with shiny, reflective balls. How can that be wrong, I ask you? Scope this out, Foxy Mama.
|I want to take a Twilight Two-zee|
|Funkydorae. Do you think this comes in XXL?|
Damn you and your sequin sheets, J-Lo you jive turkey.
Now I've got the Disco Fever!
And I don't think More Cowbell is going to cure it. We have a small disco ball light in our basement, so I brought it up here to groove on.
What else could we do. We had to boogie, 70's style.
What choice did we have?
Hell yes we have a mini disco ball in ComfyTown.
And a complete pimp outfit.
And this necklace for some reason.
|Pimp Comfula says:|
"Where's my money, ho?"
We took some video of our dance party but it's really long.
As soon as it starts, skip ahead to about a minute and a half in. The baby does a pretty funny number at the end.
Even gave Bruce Jenner and Kris whatever got the fever.