Where do I even start? The best of course. My most recent treasure found looking for recipes on the internet:
From amazon, link below because you KNOW you're ordering these. To order:http://www.amazon.com/Thanksgiving-Gumballs-Cranberry-Pumpkin-Flavored/dp/B005QUM0UW
You guessed it: Pumpkin Pie Martinis.
Also Thanksgiving gum.
Each tin contains 22 gumballs, or ONE SERVING if you're 'Murican. Since they require no cooking, I may even shop for fancy turkey plates to serve them on. Paper, of course.
"How's your turkey gum, kids?"
Okay, that might be a little ridiculous, only having gum and booze. Think of the children. Anyone know where I can order these Roasted Turkey flavored Doritos? I found a picture, but I don't speak Japanese.
For dessert, I'll serve these turkey-flavored lollipops.
Washed down with old fashioned pumpkin pie spice potato chips. Just like Grandma used to serve.
Hopefully I can find this in a local store. Even I know ordering ice cream online is a bad idea.
|Check out the FANCY cranberry can-shaped sauce.|
This day is going to be super fancy. I hope I have something appropriate to wear.
Here's last year's post about Black Friday, funny AND informative. Good advice on how to avoid leaving your house not only on Black Friday, but how to do 99.9% percent of your holiday shopping from your couch. You're welcome, America:
Thanks to everyone for your patience and for reading, and especially those that take the time to leave comments. They're always hilarious, and my favorite part of blogging.
Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to all a good beer.